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Not being very productive this morning Ive been sucked in CL reading both men and women dating ads After sifting out the perverted ads everyone else seems to really be selling themselves as these super nice people with ridiculous qualities they have or want in a partner Really who says stuff like that He has to be brave kind honest because Im happy peaceful and ambitious Ill be honest alright I smoke cigarettes and drink an entire bottle of wine after work every night Lushwino Absolutely I have more clothes thrown all over my bedroom floor than whats actually hanging on the rack because I change about 5 times before I actually choose something If you are dating me Ill bug you endlessly before walking out the house asking which outfit looks the best and get pissed off if you dont take it seriously My makeup and hair products at all times are scattered everywhere in the bathroom but I will bitch at you if you leave the toilet seat up I spent my college years as a sorority girl and still party with my girlfriends as if the party never stops At one point on a good party night I will no doubt end up on the top of the table or on stage to dance youll be embarrassed and everyone will be looking at you to go pick me up off the damn table carry me out of the bar and take my drunk ass home Your reward will be crazy sloppy drunk sex with me though at 4am I may be throwing up in the bathroom This is okay though because Ill be happy to lose the cocktail calories Speaking of calories I dont cook dinner and hardly ever eat dinner I drink a protein shakes instead so never expect me to cook for you or spend time at the dinner table I am vain vain vain vain to the point Ill probably never have kids because the idea of ruining my girlish figure is horrifying Most likely when Im an old lady Ill be pumped full of Botox too The plan is to stay sexy and thin at all costs When we go to a concert or all day event with friends well end up getting into a fight in front of everyone Youll mostly be bitching at me about flirting with other guys ignoring you drinking too much or telling me how you never get the chance to relax because youre always the one having to babysit me Eventually well make up and PDA Pretty much all our friends will see us as a toxic bipolar relationship Social media I will annoy the shit out of you by my addicted phone use texting friends hash tagging twitter and posting our couple selfies on FB You always wanted a independent girl not someone always with you every second of the day But after were together this idea will drive you nuts At one point youll be questioning your sanity when you do a drive by or check in when I randomly have the habit of going MIA on you Sometimes Ill announce its a GNO or girls trip weekend Youll text and I wont reply youll call and I wont return your call This annoys you because you know Im attached to my phone Ill stumble in before the sun comes up and youll be furious Youll start thinking I linked up with some dude at milfdates the bar and drilling me with questions Ill be screaming back accusing you of being too controlling and suffocating Some fights will get out of control with me throwing crap and being my naturally bratty self Later well make up I will use sex as a control tool to get you to stay Then for a few weeks Ill be on my best behavior but it never lasts long Im caring but selfish smart but immature Youll see I grew up pampered and have sense of entitlement that youll pet name me Brat for You will admit my good qualities may be far from the Mother Theresa type but find I dont cheat dont abuse the credit card and care about my looks so your standards will sway a bit The idea of taking me as your date to a family wedding company picnic or holiday party will terrify you Sure I look terrific and at first act just the lady my dear Mother raised but youll find yourself sweating underneath your collar as you start counting up the times I visit the open bar Then bam it happens I start stumbling and just called your bosses wife by a different name Ill talk a little bit louder and start cracking totally inappropriate jokes Absolutely no peace for you So yup thats me in a nutshell Couldnt even make this shit up if I tried Whos up for a date now Lol

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