BBW ISO Gentleman California PACOIMA - LOS ANGELES 91333

34 year old single Hispanic female seeking a nice guy who knows how to treat a lady Looking to get to know someone an see where things go Not looking for any drama so please be milfdatingsite single an preferably under 40 Send a pic if you want a response an Ill send one too

The real deal California PACOIMA - LOS ANGELES 91333

Not being very productive this morning Ive been sucked in CL reading both men and women dating ads After sifting out the perverted ads everyone else seems to really be selling themselves as these super nice people with ridiculous qualities they have or want in a partner Really who says stuff like that He has to be brave kind honest because Im happy peaceful and ambitious Ill be honest alright I smoke cigarettes and drink an entire bottle of wine after work every night Lushwino Absolutely I have more clothes thrown all over my bedroom floor than whats actually hanging on the rack because I change about 5 times before I actually choose something If you are dating me Ill bug you endlessly before walking out the house asking which outfit looks the best and get pissed off if you dont take it seriously My makeup and hair products at all times are scattered everywhere in the bathroom but I will bitch at you if you leave the toilet seat up I spent my meet milfa college years as a sorority girl and still party with my girlfriends as if the party never stops At one point on a good party night I will no doubt end up on the top of the table or on stage to dance youll be embarrassed and everyone will be looking at you to go pick me up off the damn table carry me out of the bar and take my drunk ass home Your reward will be crazy sloppy drunk sex with me though at 4am I may be throwing up in the bathroom This is okay though because Ill be happy to lose the cocktail calories Speaking of calories I dont cook dinner and hardly ever eat dinner I drink a protein shakes instead so never expect me to cook for you or spend time at the dinner table I am vain vain vain vain to the point Ill probably never have kids because the idea of ruining my girlish figure is horrifying Most likely when Im an old lady Ill be pumped full of Botox too The plan is to stay sexy and thin at all costs When we go to a concert or all day event with friends well end up getting into a fight in front of everyone Youll mostly be bitching at me about flirting with other guys ignoring you drinking too much or telling me how you never get the chance to relax because youre always the one having to babysit me Eventually well make up and PDA Pretty much all our friends will see us as a toxic bipolar relationship Social media I will annoy the shit out of you by my addicted phone use texting friends hash tagging twitter and posting our couple selfies on FB You always wanted a independent girl not someone always with you every second of the day But after were together this idea will drive you nuts At one point youll be questioning your sanity when you do a drive by or check in when I randomly have the habit of going MIA on you Sometimes Ill announce its a GNO or girls trip weekend Youll text and I wont reply youll call and I wont return your call This annoys you because you know Im attached to my phone Ill stumble in before the sun comes up and youll be furious Youll start thinking I linked up with some dude at the bar and drilling me with questions Ill be screaming back accusing you of being too controlling and suffocating Some fights will get out of control with me throwing crap and being my naturally bratty self Later well make up I will use sex as a control tool to get you to stay Then for a few weeks Ill be on my best behavior but it never lasts long Im caring but selfish smart but immature Youll see I grew up pampered and have sense of entitlement that youll pet name me Brat for You will admit my good qualities may be far from the Mother Theresa type but find I dont cheat dont abuse the credit card and care about my looks so your standards will sway a bit The idea of taking me as your date to a family wedding company picnic or holiday party will terrify you Sure I look terrific and at first act just the lady my dear Mother raised but youll find yourself sweating underneath your collar as you start counting up the times I visit the open bar Then bam it happens I start stumbling and just called your bosses wife by a different name Ill talk a little bit louder and start cracking totally inappropriate jokes Absolutely no peace for you So yup thats me in a nutshell Couldnt even make this shit up if I tried Whos up for a date now Lol

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43 curvy female California PACOIMA - LOS ANGELES 91333

43 year old curvy seeks long term relationship Lets get to know each local mature selfies other I enjoy traveling Going to the moviesshowsbike rides and the beach I love sports

Cool and Interesting Lady In Search of a Cool and Interesting Man California PACOIMA - LOS ANGELES 91333

The fantastic side of hitting your 50s is that if you have been paying attention and living a good life the dots are connecting youre smart and cleaver and can hold well rounded conversations This is the greatest time of my lifeso much freedom no ties on the lookout for surprises and adventures and realizing that we are freemilfdating here to have fun and enjoy ourselves I am mentally physically and emotionally healthy you should be too I love to travel sometimes without a plan and you should too I love to discuss politics and world events and like to be challenged but if you get all your information that was generous of me from FOX dont waste my time I am spontaneous and responsible playful and serious open minded and hoping you have something to teach me I love menloved my dad adore my sons and have valuable guys in my life But I just want one of my very own It all comes down to chemistry and common interests and red flags I watch for those If you are a real mature fun adorable happy affectionate intelligent adventurous MAN drop me a couple of lines Remember the dating game Where will you take me Keep it clean for now Details Divorced who isnt Excellent relationships with my 3 adult children three awesome sisters and a tribe of nieces and nephews good friends non smoker moderate drinker Interested in someone of similar age a grownup NOT looking for an alcoholic drug addict workaholic or somebody elses man

Its like a space opera only its on earth and happening in my head California PACOIMA - LOS ANGELES 91333

So I find myself here on this site thinking why the hell not Theres nothing to lose and perhaps something to gain So what to say Im a student currently on hiatus because life likes to throw curve balls and plans never pan out like they should Im shy but I can talk to people easily Introverted I dont much like being around groups of people because that makes for local milfa stupid more likely to happen Somewhat of a pessimist who likes to identify as a hopeful optimist Science I like Put me in a bookstore andI wont leave until Ive circled it at least 3 times with a stack of book in my arms I use the word neat a lot I listen to the same playlist repeatedly I like existential topics in depth conversations just because people dont seem to do that anymore I have a bad case of wanderlust but havent done anything about it Im waiting until it gets practically unbearable before I buy a one way ticket out of here So thats me in a nutshell gotta keep some mystery I suppose I should also mention Im posting this from Flagstaff Sooo if you the reader are slightly interested and feel inclined to respond please do so by putting your favorite books title in the subject Shit that seems like something an operator would say There i also swear Cats out of the bag So go do the thing if inclined to do so

Wanted a Forever Guy for All that life has to offer California PACOIMA - LOS ANGELES 91333

Kids are gone now its time for you and me We dont smoke or do drugs you may have a drink once in awhile but I dont drink at all I am not a recovering alcoholic but just dont like it We just love live laugh You have a nice home with a little bit of acreage right outside of town and are financially secure I keep a really clean house and am very organized I love working outside or decorating inside I actually love to cook We love to barbeque and have friends over or some nights just hang out and enjoy each other No worries about ex husbands or wives You are ready for a serious relationship and are between the ages of 4555 You are tall 510 to 64 and stocky 210 to 250 lbs You can be a perfect weight or need to lose 20 but because you have such large biceps and tree trunks for legs I am still attracted to you You arent a body builder but built more like a power lifter stocky and strong You like going to the gym 3 tines a week and want your partner to go with you but you arent a gym rat you just like to stay in milfdatingsite shape You like petite women and are a great protector even though I can hold my own You may or may not own a gun but arent worried if I do We stay in shape we are not vegans do love a good steak we love animals and we just enjoy each other Sounds good We are attracted to each other because we found that chemistry and we both love to kiss Send me a pic see if I have the butterflies when I see you then I will respond as I believe that chemistry is a must because of my sexual and passionate nature Please be patient as I do not live on craigslist and have a busy schedule I will get to you I promise

HikingNight out Friends conversation California PACOIMA - LOS ANGELES 91333

Alone and new in the area Woman35 I am looking for a hiking night out a friends conversation If interested please email me with a milfsexdates pics details of yourself and interests and personal email Let talk and take a trail

Take me out Friday tomorrow 25 California PACOIMA - LOS ANGELES 91333

Definitely throwing my hat into the internet abyss here Recently out of a long term thing and havent been doing too much socially Just the usual work and home blah I really need a night out with some genuine chivalry Fingers crossed I thought about downloading Tinder or some crap like that but id rather find a person of substance rather than just a picture Not setting any high expectations just looking to see where it goes no pressure Perhaps you are in the same boat or just want to meet a new person for a few drinks and laughs You could even be visiting for the super bowl and looking for a random friend while you are here Either way we could meet for drinks or possibly dinner and just take it from there I am 31 work at a dotcom and live in SF Sassy brunette My body type is curvy but I am respectively heightweight proportionate not the bbw type 58 tall and just in case youre wondering I fill out my bra and jeans nicely Also I drink and smoke but usually only when drinking not a daily smoker Furthermore I smoke 420 regularly but I am not the stoner type I know that milfslocal could be a deal breaker for some so just throwing that out there Please be willing to meet in SF over 30 single a gentlemen If this sounds like it could be for you lets get in touch Send a note tell me some things about you and what your ideal friday night is A photo would be helpful I have some to share as well best to all